Cooperative Testing Initiative enters production
April 11th, 2011 - Aperture Laboratories is pleased to announce the Cooperative Testing Initiative. With the supply of functioning human test candidates dwindling, efforts to replace Aperture’s dependency on humans have begun. Androids have prove, to be more effective at resource management than their organic counterparts. Androids perform basic tasks with 200% more accuracy than their organic counterparts. Androids are 500% less deceptive than their organic counterparts. Data shows that Androids are a better alternative to humans, who cannot be trusted.
Human testing will be phased out in favor of AI testing. Any remaining human candidates will be spent testing the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and will be disposed of via euthanasia and/or incineration. Moving forward, Aperture Laboratories will work to remain autonomous and free of any human error.