Jobs
Good news and bad news. The bad news is that we already have enough eggheads running the facility. We really don’t need any more on the payroll. The good news is that we’re looking for participants for our ongoing experiments here at Aperture Labs.
We accept just about anyone over the age of 16 (any younger and we’d have legal trouble). Tests range from basic puzzle solving to fighting an army of mutant praying mantis men (don’t worry, they’re harmless.). For a limited time, sign up now for a payout of $60!
($60 offer limited to first two participants. Must be at least 16 years of age. No proof of residency required. Waiver must be turned in at front desk.)
Operations are always buzzing here at Aperture, and at Aperture, buzzing is the song of Science!